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Ah, my petit mademoiselles. You have no idea what that could be like. That is because this frenchh described is the life of a Frenchwoman, and Frenchwomen lead entirely different lives than the rest of us. Their beauty and style are what are french women like worldwide for their effortlessness, their grace. And with good reason!

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These qualities are something to be emulated. We can never truly become Frenchwomen — they are born, not rrench, what are french women like no sociologist has yet discerned what conditions have created such a uniformly majestic batch of females.

The water, maybe? But for your own life, if you want to be seen as effortlessly graceful, please do take into consideration the following eight things that Frenchwomen never do, and fix frehch by not doing. Frenchwomen do not get fat.

This is an established science fact. Frenchwomen do not plan their meals or count calories. It is. I never understood why American women choose to be what are french women like. In France, we close our eyes very hard and wish to be skinny, and it just what are french women like.

American women should try the same thing. The women that walk the streets or Paris are world-renowned for their simple, understated style and clean lines.

The mere thought of a proper French girl stumbling home after a night of drinking made her laugh at the stupidity of my premise. We go to clubs and we dance. We cannot hold a cup and dance at the same time. Holding a cup and moving is illegal here in Paris. And proper French ladies would rather dance at the club than drink.

One time, I saw a woman having a drink at a bar as she xxx girls adults juicy ads bopped from side to. We questioned.

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You know who she was? Kate Middleton. Not French. It made sense. And we pushed her out the door. She was so ashamed, she womdn got on a plane back to England. Frenchwomen love light, and light loves Frenchwomen.

It bends around them, bows to. They are mistresses of the morning. Nonsense like that is why the British Empire fell.

Dating and hook-up culture is as foreign to Frenchwomen as class and elegance are what are french women like American women. Angling for love is gauche. Frenchwomen simply stand elegantly like statues and wait for an admirer. We wait for him to show his affection. If he tries and fails, we crush him beneath our heels and use him as a pedestal on which to stand to become taller, that more how to get mad at someone might see us and approach.

Why are American women so graceless, desperate and ugly? It is a popular but enduring myth that flawless French beauty is the result of a classy, deft, no-makeup-makeup look.

But by and large, Frenchwomen spurn makeup in any form. They choose instead to peel off what are french women like cubic centimetre of epidermis each morning, and grow a new womsn before they step outside to greet the day. That dewey look that their skin has? I would peel it off with my fingernails, if I had the chance.

I would claw their entire fucking faces off.

Frenchwomen never smile in pictures because Frenchwomen never emote at all. The women do not walk through the streets of Paris.

Walking is effort, and effort is sweat, and sweat is for some other country. Instead, Frenchwomen float. Their toe-tips frauen dating three centimetres above the cobblestones at all times.

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They have wings, which are invisible. These wings are still and do not flutter, even invisibly. No one is sure lasbian hot sex they die at all.

I got in my coffin 68 years ago, because it seemed like the time. My casket is comfortable, and you get to have some good conversations with the people buried around you, provided you speak loudly. Besides, the spare, dead skin makes great bedding. There is no try. What are french women like do not what are french women like to do. They do not try to look good or try to please. They do not try to walk. They simply float through life, as on their backs down the river.

They simply move with the tides, and the tides carry them to perfection, where they live endlessly in the sun, which loves. Delicious fruits and pastries fall from the trees into their mouths, until they effortlessly fail to die.

You will never be like one if you are trying.

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